Banned from England!

I messed up, and if you work for British Post, or whatever it is called, I APOLOGIZE! I really hope that I am not banned from England, or put on some Black List. Crap. 

Well, if you want the story about why I am probably unable to ever go to England or the UK, go ahead and watch this video and then let me know in the comments how dumb I am for not realizing how dumb I was being. I swear, I would be the worst bad guy in the history of bad guys.